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Maximum Steve
Just a man...with a gorilla's courage
I have learned that Everclear, when drank straight and in between two 40's of Beast Ice, is a very bad thing.
Take that liver.

love,
josh
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Quick tagged me to do this, and now goddammit, I have to do it. So here it is:

1. Reggie and the Full Effect- Take me home, please
2. Queens of the Stone Age- You may think I ain't worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire
3. The Eagles of Death Metal- Miss Alissa
4. Eisley- Marvelous Things
5. mcchris/MC Sir-Loin- For tha Shorties
6. nine inch nails- the hands that feeds

Okay, those of you that must be tagged....

1. kinghollywood
2. rhapsodically
3. gravesongs14
4. tesso
5. omg_its_ryann
6. characterzero"

Sorry if you're pissed by this, but c'mon, I rarely do this shit. And I couldn't figure out how to make the character head icon thingie pop up by your name. If you can tell me how to do that, much obliged.

love,
josh
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Hell yeah. I feel like a real, honest to goodness man, now. I took off the engine bypass hose from my car, cos it had a massive leak in it. And I did it my fucking self. Sure, my mom held the pliars(men don't need to know how to spell), on the clamps, but it was me who got my hands all dirty, me who had to jam that screwdriver in to pry the hose off, and it was me who did all the cursing.
I haven't feel this much like a man since the day my testicles finally descended.

I must now complete the transformation. I need to go hit a woman. I need to make fun of and generalize some minority that I have never, ever had any contact with. I need to get beligerant with a cop after getting pulled over for drunk driving. And I need to install a gun rack in the back window of my car. If you'll excuse me, I have some man stuff to go do.

love,
josh
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- The Reggie and the Full Effect song, 'Take me home, please'. Download it, all of you. It is the most perfect nugget of pop you will ever here. It beats most Beatles songs. If you doubt me, listen to it a couple of times. Then tell me I'm wrong.

- The concept of the Xbox 360. I hate Microsoft as much as the next educated person, but goddammit, if everything they're telling us is going in this box(and I mean the industry peeps, not just M$), this box is going to cream the PS3. Google it. Read the stuff. Then tell me I'm wrong.

- Chelsi. I don't know why. Yeah, it hurts a whole lot sometimes, but it's a good sort of hurt. It's like getting third degree burns with Lucky Charms.

love,
josh
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26 in 26 days. I don't even know what I want. I'll probably end up getting money, which I both like and find sort of insulting. On one hand, it's better than getting a present that you don't want, for instance: a bike when you're 24...a shitty Wal-Mart $60 special. But on the other hand, it's sort of impersonal. Like you don't even know me well enough to pick out something for me. I usually tell people that if they want to get me something rad, just get high and go walk through the mall. The first thing that catches your eye will probably be something I like. I don't really have that discerning of taste. I really don't.
Either way, it's my fault for not telling people what I'd like. I never know. Well, I would like a lightsaber(real one, but a toy will do if you can't find it), but my mother just scoffed when I told her that. She also won't give me a gift certificate for a tat, so I suppose it doesn't really matter what I ask for, cos it's usually something that she's opposed to on a moral level. How you can be morally opposed to a lightsaber, I'll never know...

love,
josh
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I don't know what to do anymore.
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IT'S ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN' STAR WARS!!!!

Okay, now that I got that out of my system, let's talk rationally about it. I mean, seriously, how fucking awesome was it? It was great. It was great enough to make me forget Ep 1 and everything but the last 20mins of Ep 2. It was everything it needed to be and more. I actually felt fucking sad at the end of the movie, cos the Jedi knew that they totally boned everything and they could have stopped this all from happening if they'd just opened their fucking eyes a little bit and quit meditating on the matter.
All the fighting was top notch, they left Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman's attempt at love to a minimal, and everything else...well, it was just fucking sweet.
And I found out that I have $195 bucks in my account that I didn't know I was going to have, so now after spending my last 7 bucks on it yesterday, I'm going again today. Yeah, I guess I'm a bit of a nerd. But you know what? At least I wasn't all dressed up like Vader or something. And I didn't take my toy lightsaber(it broke a couple of years ago).

What else? Oh yeah, Team America: World Police. Go see this movie. If you don't, I'll stretch your asshole up around your head, so everytime you fart, you'll be the only one to smell your own ass. That's the type of shit they throw around in this movie. No one can do juvenile humor in such an adult way like Parker and Stone do it. I mean, seriously. It's great.

I have to run. I have an exciting day full of action and love.

love,
josh
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Hey gang, long time no..um, write I guess. Anyway, you know that old saying that's listed up there in the subject post, well, it's fucking true. Dig on this, last Tuesday, I not only get fired(for missing less than a 1/10 of an hour over two weeks), I'm more or less kicked out. Which means that I a) have no job; and b) no pride, as I am no forced to move back in with my parents. I feel like such a big fucking adult.
I don't want to sit here and say that there are dark forces conspiring against me, cos that's a bit of a cop out. Did I deserve to get fired? By their standards, yes. However, when they schedule me for 35.5 hrs a week(only .5hrs more than I need to minimally have), they need to realize that some nights we're going to get out early. I need to take lunch breaks. There are all sorts of things that pop up that they didn't plan for by scheduling enough of an overage. But this isn't about throwing blame.
As for getting kicked out, well, I can't really tell you if that's my fault or not. I wasn't really given any reason as for my leaving. I was just told that I needed to leave and it was a lot of little reasons that led to it.
Whatever.
That house has bad vibes written all over it, anyway. Something bad is going to go down there, and I'm just glad that I'm not going to be there when it happens. Cos I have this feeling that it's going to be nasty.

Anyway, moving back in with the 'rents. It's going to be like moving back into the Hanoi Hilton after fighting your way out, a la Rambo 2. I plan on not being here a whole lot, as I need to go find a job, and the tediocrity(I made that up, mixture of tedious and mediocrity; go me!) of being at this house will slowly drive me up the wall. I can see that already. It's going to suck some serious amounts of ass and there isn't really anything I can do about it. Other than not be here.
But I might be making more posts on here. I don't know. It doesn't seem like a whole lot of you are left. Can't blame you.

love,
josh

Current Mood: crushed crushed

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I was going to come on here and let it all out, vent the whole horrid mess and tell you all everything.

But then I realized that there are going to be aspects of my personal life that I'm going to keep personal. I like to think that I'm pretty open with what I put on here, but I'm not going to be open about it this time. This time, it's all mine.
If you want to talk about it with me, you know how to get in contact with me. Chances are, if you ask, I will tell you. Just be forwarned, it's not a good thing.

I have been hurt and I have been hurt badly. To be honest with you, I don't know if I've ever been hurt this bad. I don't know if I'll get better.
And that's all I really wish to say on the matter. I'm sure I'll be around at some point.

josh

Current Mood: destroyed

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I'm still here and I'm not dead or anything like that. At least not yet.

So no internet in the house yet. Boo. But we're working on it. And it might take a couple of weeks, but we'll get on it, promise. I guess I can come to the library when I'm not being all lazy and let you all know just how little is going on in my life. P.S.- Most of the people over at Acme Shorts think I'm a shitty writer. Nooooo!
Ha.

Work calls. Later.

love,
josh
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