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Maximum Steve
Just a man...with a gorilla's courage
Created on 2000-11-05 12:13:22 (#23507), last updated 2006-10-19
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Basic Info| Name: | Josh |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1979-06-29 |
| Location: | Freeport, Maine, United States |
| Website: | Screenplay |
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joshua.teale@gmail.com BioOh hey. I didn't see you there. My bad. I guess you're here cos you want a mini-biography of myself that will show up on my user info page. Well, here it is.
I'm Josh. Or josh, whichever you prefer. I answer to both. I'm a very nuanced individual, with varying interests, as long as they apply to very specific criteria.
Likes: Guns, sex, money, drugs, booze, rock n' roll(not rock and roll as that is a tool of the man, gratitiously violent movies, not taking responsibility for your own actions[blame it on god!!!], optimism, capitalism, democracy, and tactical nuclear weapons.
Hates: Communists, fake motherfuckers, Wafrican Americans(only in predominately white states, like Maine), idiots, morons, stupid people, teenagers, the man, the law, John Q. Law, taxes, paying for shit, and just about anything else that pisses me off.
A simple warning: I'm like 7'800" and I weight about 9,000,000,000lbs. It's all muscle, bitch. You can try and fuck with me, but I will rip off your head, eat your soul, and then poop it out into the nearest public toilet. That's how I roll. Then I'll probably go have sex with your significan other, be they male or female(if they're male, it's all out of degredation, cos I'm not gay). So go for it. Fuck with me. I own...I own a bomb. And...and a plane and shit. I will kill you.
Remember kids...peace.
I'm Josh. Or josh, whichever you prefer. I answer to both. I'm a very nuanced individual, with varying interests, as long as they apply to very specific criteria.
Likes: Guns, sex, money, drugs, booze, rock n' roll(not rock and roll as that is a tool of the man, gratitiously violent movies, not taking responsibility for your own actions[blame it on god!!!], optimism, capitalism, democracy, and tactical nuclear weapons.
Hates: Communists, fake motherfuckers, Wafrican Americans(only in predominately white states, like Maine), idiots, morons, stupid people, teenagers, the man, the law, John Q. Law, taxes, paying for shit, and just about anything else that pisses me off.
A simple warning: I'm like 7'800" and I weight about 9,000,000,000lbs. It's all muscle, bitch. You can try and fuck with me, but I will rip off your head, eat your soul, and then poop it out into the nearest public toilet. That's how I roll. Then I'll probably go have sex with your significan other, be they male or female(if they're male, it's all out of degredation, cos I'm not gay). So go for it. Fuck with me. I own...I own a bomb. And...and a plane and shit. I will kill you.
Remember kids...peace.
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acting, acupuncture shoes, akira kirosawa, angry mobs, anime, apple computers, aqua teen hunger force, ash, beavis and butthead, beer, being lazy, bongs, boondock saints, breaking stuff, bruce campbell, camel filters, chainsaws, chaos theory, chasing amy, christmas lights, cigarettes, cky, clerks, collaborative writing, comic books, communism, dario argento, david bowie, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, decapitations, dogma, doing it, downloadable content, dreamcast, drugs, dvd's, ecw, eisley, evil dead, evil dead 2, explosions, falco falcone, fight club, flcl, flying, fulltime killer, furi kuri, gangsta ass crackahs, george romero, girls, grand theft auto, haggard, halo, hard liquor, hating canada, horror movies, hunter s thompson, independent films, kaiju big battel, kevin smith, kmfdm, kool keith, kung fu movies, kwoon, liam lynch, liquor, ljmaps_el_duder, lucio fulci, macross, mallrats, manga, marijuana, marvel vs capcom 2, mayhem, mc chris, miike takashi, mocking people, monkeys, monty python, movies, mst3k, music, my watch, nail polish, neon genesis evangelion, nifty shoes, nihilism, nine inch nails, ninja gaiden, ninjas, percodan, phantasy star, phantom planet, philosophy, pig, pills, pootie tang, presents, primates, prince, pro wrestling noah, professional wrestling, project mayhem, pulp fiction, quentin tarantino, ratfe, reading, redundancy, reggie, resevoir dogs, riding lawn mowers, robotech, rocking, sam raimi, sarcasm, satire, sex, skateboards, slacking, sleeping, soap, space, star wars: kotor, stereotypes, takashi miike, tenacious d, the apocalypse, the beatles, the bomb, the cure, the dandy warhols, thinking, time travel, transformers, true crime, vampire hunter d, vast, warmth, wesley willis, white stripes, william gibson, women, wrestling, writing, wwe, xbox, yoko kanno, zombies, zorak
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