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Ahh, patriotism - Maximum Steve
Just a man...with a gorilla's courage
Ahh, patriotism
So it's the Fourth.

I hope you all know that 200+ yrs ago, a bunch of guys died for your right to barbeque, drink beer and listen to REO Speedwagon, and to get drunk and fuck around with fireworks. Unless you live in Maine, in which case all you can dick around with is sparklers. Which, unless you concider pinpoint third-degree burns, aren't all that fucking dangerous.

So get drunk, scream "AMERICA!!! WOOOOOOO!!!" and do it for me. Cos as we all know, no one loves America more than me. Except for maybe a couple of Republicans. And this one guy that lives in the Ozarks and still thinks the Civil War is going on. And a few foreigners that came over here from some impoverished shitty country.
Okay, so maybe a lot of people like America more than me. Forget it.

Happy Fourth, everyone.

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gravesongs14 From: gravesongs14 Date: July 5th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC) (Link)
gravesongs14 From: gravesongs14 Date: July 5th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC) (Link)
p.s. it is now 1:29 am, it is no longer the Fourth of July, and I haven't had a drink in 24 hours. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE??
el_duder From: el_duder Date: July 5th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
The baker guy's hat is on backwards.
quickfinity From: quickfinity Date: July 5th, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
We don't even get sparklers here in Arizona. It's hard to get away with anything that causes burning when half of your state is on fire. I saw a couple Mesa cops take down a guy lighting a cigarette the other day.

And I DID listen to the Reggie song. Actually, I like it so much, I've gone back and listened to it a few times. I've also listened to the other two songs on the site, but I don't like 'em as much.
el_duder From: el_duder Date: July 5th, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, those other two songs are a bit metal-y. Reggie seems to have a serious metal fetish; he once talked about starting another band, this time a metal one. He was going to call it 'Buckets of Blood'.
His first three albulms are much more poppy with a couple of metal like songs.
princessnatasha From: princessnatasha Date: July 5th, 2005 05:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not big on fireworks, but I pranced around my backyard with Morning Glory sparklers. They changed colors and were ohsopretty, but my dog Chewbacca almost knocked me over trying to attack it.

No booze though. Pffffft.
el_duder From: el_duder Date: July 5th, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
I didn't get to drink until much later, either. I got over it.
darkbrother From: darkbrother Date: July 12th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Lucio fan?

Hey, I see that your a Lucio fan, quick (not really) question for you:

Do you know anything about the 25 ANNI ZOMBIE edition from SHreik Show as compared to the Anchor Bay or even The Blue UnderGround edition? Apparently this new 2004/05 edition is way more uncut and has more stuff. i only have the anchor bay edition and I'm a huge fan of ZOMBIE, what are your thoughts on the Blue Underground Edition vs. the ShRiek Show 25th ANNI edition.

My appologies if this comment comes out of left field to you.
el_duder From: el_duder Date: July 12th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Lucio fan?

Yeah, I like me some Fulci. I would think that the Anchor Bay edition would be the more comphensive version, as they usually put out the better sets(Army of Darkness, anyone??), but I don't know about ZOMBI. I haven't really done much research on it, but I'm sure if you go to some really good websites, like rareflix.com or something like that, you'll be able to find some shit. Amazon.com might have it, too, but they won't have the cooler version. You're better off with the smaller, more independant movie sale websites.
And if it were me, I'd go with the more uncut version. Although I really don't know how you could get anymore uncut than the Anchor Bay edition.

And don't worry about the question, it was cool.
delainexuxej From: delainexuxej Date: July 23rd, 2012 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
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